- Talking about how good bacon is
Oh man, you love bacon and bacon wrapped/flavored/covered foods? ME TOO. And so does f&*%$!@ everyone else.
- Responding 'Maybe' to a Facebook event invitation
If you answer “maybe” to an event invitation you’re saying either, “I might attend your party if there is absolutely nothing better to do on the planet and I’m bored,” or, “I know I’m not going, but I fear that outright rejection would irreparably damage your fragile psyche and ruin the party for everyone.
- Caring about Lindsay Lohan
We can all agree that seeing a car crash is captivating. The inability to look away makes sense. But once the crash is over and all that remains is a heap of broken garbage, continuing to stare is weird.